Dudes In My House Cold Gott to Scrub their Cookware.

Listen unto mine words with Reason and Understanding:

If Cookware such as Pots and the occasional Pan are not scrubbed with Fierce Regularity, there shall be a great Odor in the land and such as Rats and Vermin will be attracted to the premises.

The thing of Rats is that they will nibble at your eyes. Rats will cold nibble the flesh around the sides of your eyes in such a fashion that you will stare at the world as though through the jagged edges of a jigsaw puzzle.

I do not want your Visions to be thusly corrupted.

Time, brusquely, has arrived to Cleanse your Evil Ways from out the kitchen before such plagues are visited upon us all.

With courtesy,
The Management.