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Never has one man done so much for so cheap.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

An idea just struck me.

Well, spoke to the police today. In order for them to release Fox's Subaru from impound (w/ tow and storage fees already over $300) we will have to convince the owner of the riverfront property not to press charges for the damage Fox did to it and to the Urban Ecology Center.

Apparently, Fox went 'wheelin in a habitat for an endangered snake and did possibly thousands of dollars in damages.

The artwork I need for the movie is still in the backseat, along with a camera case and some other odds and ends of mine.

So, this is the idea. Mr. Godfrey himself said he wanted to smash up the car with a mallet..why not take him up on it? In order to raise funds for restitution and restoration, we make a publicity deal out of this and let friends of Milwaukee's environment come and take cracks at the Subaru with a sledgehammer for a buck a whack. Or, if they prefer, whack Fox himself with a Nerf bat. I like it. It's a public shaming and a way to give back to the community at the same time.

As for me, I would directly give Fox a good Nerfing, yelling "Repent! Repent!" with each blow...

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